”Yeah, that’s probably it. I should shave. But why would a five o’clock shadow make me look scary?”

“Maybe because it makes you look homeless?
But I don’t know if you’d be able to afford a bus ticket if you were.”
quixpraecipit“Do I look scary to you? I scared a little girl on the bus this morning.”

"Well- do you know if it was your looks that scared her?
I mean- you do have some pretty mean five o'clock shadow.“